Turning 30...

Today is my birthday. I woke up and didn't appear any older, nor did I have any additional aches, pains, or hair. So, I guess being 30 isn't all that bad. I think it is funny how people get all worked up about the 'milestone' birthdays. Is there a secret timeline somewhere that tells us all what we should have accomplished by such and such birthday?

Like climb Mt Everest, cure a major disease, win a pulitzer, or create a pair of jeans that will fit more than 5% of the female population?

If there is, could someone send it to me? I would like to make sure I am staying on track.